I almost died to win a fucking game

BOY DO I HAVE A FUCKING STORY FOR YOU ASSHOLES 

SO WE GOT 15 MINUTES TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANTED AFTER SWIM TODAY, SO A BUNCH OF US WERE LIKE 'HEY, LET'S FUCKING PLAY SHARKS AND MINNOWS' 
AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHARKS AND MINNOWS IS, IT'S A GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE POOL TO THE OTHER UNDERWATER, AND IF YOU COME UP FOR AIR, THE SHARK IS ABLE TO TAP YOU ON THE HEAD AND YOU TURN INTO A SHARK AS WELL. 
SO IT'S DOWN TO TWO PEOPLE, ME AND ANOTHER GIRL LESLIE, AND EVERYONE IS LIKE 'WTF THESE GIRLS AREN'T FUCKING BREATHING, WHAT THE FUCK' AND SO BC THERE'S 2 OF US AND LIKE 10 SHARKS, THEY FORM A WALL OF FUCKING LEGS, AND SO THE TWO OF US ARE TWISTING AND TURNING, TRYING TO GET PAST WHILE NOT COMING UP FOR BREATH, AND THE ENTIRE TIME PEOPLE ARE GRABBING AS US, PULLING US BACK, AND TRYING TO PIN US TO THE FLOOR. 
A LITTLE MORE THAN HALFWAY THERE, I'M IN A FIGHT WITH GUS' LEGS, AND I ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED LESLIE AND CAUSED HER TO LOSE, BUT I FINALLY GET AWAY, AND HE MAKES A DESPERATE GRAB FOR MY ANKLE, AND AT THIS POINT IT'S BEEN ALMOST A MINUTE AND I NEED TO FUCKING BREATH, SO I KICK THIS ASSHOLE OFF, SOMEHOW AVOID GETTING GRABBED AGAIN, ALMOST TO THE FUCKING WALL, SOMEONE FUCKING STEPS ON MY BACK, SO I'M CLAWING AND SCRATCHING, STARTING TO FEEL A BIT DIZZY, AND I FINALLY GET AWAY, SWIM THE LAST FOOT, GRAB ONTO THE WALL AND YANK MYSELF UP. 
I WILL LITERALLY ALMOST FUCKING DIE TO WIN A GAME
DON'T DOUBT ME



ON A SIDE NOTE I ALMOST BROKE A KID'S NOSE TO WIN A GAME OF BULLDOG WHICH IS BASICALLY SHARKS AND MINNOWS BUT ON LAND AND YOU HAVE TO WRESTLE AND PIN A KID TO THE GROUND FOR 3 SECONDS FOR THEM TO BE A BULLDOG AND I HAVE BEEN FUCKING FOOTBALL TACKLED IN THE PAST
IT'S AS DANGEROUS AS IT'S FUN
AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING FUN